Plucked from the nightmares of the most terrified of children.

It’s spiraling out of control like a rabbit soaked with petrol, it’s time to watch out because you won’t ever see this coming.

Fourteen out of fifteen experts really hate that fifteenth  expert for not knowing this was gonna happen. Thankfully they were ready. Are you?

Just what am I talking about?

This picture:

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

A partial list of things that I can realistically suplex: Part 4.‏

- A sack of coffee to start off the day.

- A beehive that is completely devoid of bees.

- A short person with a beehive hair style.

- An assault rifle, preferably unloaded with the safety on.

- Freshly cut wheat.

- GOATS, ESPECIALLY THE SIMULATED KIND!

- The competition! As long as I’m competing against children. I can beat children in anything except being short and smelly.

- I could suplex Jet Li. Or at least the life-sized cutout that my ladyface owns.

- Nerds. Boxes and boxes of nerds.

- The knowledge of the world contained in SSD drives.

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As per Ari, thanks Ari!