That is my new favorite sentence. It was something I picked up in an old Picnicface video by the name of ‘Super Bingo’ and it changed my life.
Unleashing one’s inner power whilst proclaiming that you’re free now works in almost any situation. Chopping wood? Throw away that axe and show that log who’s boss. Cutting steel? Same deal. It’s about controlling your environment and yourself while leaving the best impression possible. Also good for cutting grass.
Stuck in a boring business meeting? Rip off your shirt and let the power flow. The floor will be yours to do whatever you wish. What about being stuck at a red light? Take a little bit of time to power up and the light will totally turn green! Already not wearing a shirt? Then rip out your hair, it’s even more impressive. None on your head? Search around, you’ll find some somewhere I’m sure. Even if it’s on someone else.
Once I was at Pizza Hut having a pizza inside what was clearly not a hut, and I was bored because my pizza wasn’t ready six minutes ago. So I let loose with my battle cry and a shock wave escaped from my body that turned everything it touched into garlic bread and shitty donairs up to and including the staff that worked there along with the lighting. But not the floor because that would be weird. It was so impressive that the Pizza Hut immediately became a Pizza Delight. In fact, time distorted and hundreds of Pizza Huts retroactively became Pizza Delights as well.
And people have been getting the two confused ever since.
This was really entertaining. Love it.
Thanks! I’m hoping to have more soon, this is my attempt to get back into things after a 4 1/2+ year hiatus ha ha.
Haha this one made me LOL in a library. ” Already not wearing a shirt? Then rip out your hair, it’s even more impressive. ” Something about the whole “poorly drawn bee’s” thing…it explains everything you might encounter in the blogs, it seems just like, the perfect title. I wish I had thought of this! I have ideas similar and equally outlandish on the regs.
Great job Tyler!
p.s I think you’re bee’s could be even more poorly drawn. Try using crayons and highlighter then scan the pic and add cool but lame facebook effects.
Excellent idea(s). Feel free to draw some yourself if you’d like. 😀
What a cute bee
This one’s still my favourite. I like the smug look on its face.
Lol! Very funny and cute 🙂
Following your blog, because you sir are freaking awesome.
And cheers for the visit to mine. 🙂
Thanks, you’re pretty spiffy yourself! :3
I wish I had it as mine as well. But saying I’m free isn’t really me. I guess I need to simply have it part of me so things change in my life too.
Sometimes a simple yell can change a lot. 🙂