A list of things that would hurt me if I kicked them.

A wall. For the most part.

Mike Tyson.

The leg of that table which I swear if I stub my toe on it for like the seventh time tonight I’m going to destroy the thing entirely using only thoughts of explosions.

A cardboard box full of German Shepherds. Also, a cardboard box full of shepherds that happen to be German.

The majority of doors which is super disappointing.

The Queen (Although the pain wouldn’t be from her directly . . . Probably her guards or something.).

Cute animals, although the pain is more emotional in that case to be honest.

Beehives. Although it is an impressive feat of agility.

Marsha suggested an alligator. That’s reasonable.

BEARS! THE ALLIGATORS OF THE LAND!

A glass box of rusty nails.

City Hall regardless of if it’s in session or not.

The sun, the stars, a lit fireplace . . . Anything that is made of fire.

Robots that look like people. I fall for it every time.

Myself.

(Editor’s Note: The follow picture is from my girlfriend and several of her friends (One of these bees was drawn by a semi-professional manga artist.). All of these were drawn left handed on a moving train.)

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