After six stifling months of a dreaded temporary assignment I fled from the building after my last shift. Freedom! It’s here! I can do whatever I want for the next ten days until the next one starts! The only problem is that I had no idea what I wanted to do with my time.
There was only one way to find out. I ran to the top of the nearest cliff. With one foot on a rock and the other on the ground, I struck a pose as the wind began to blow through my hair. The sky was ablaze with the wonderful sunset, and just as I have learned from video games, lines of text depicting my future began to scroll from from the horizon.
“As our hero finds his freedom,
An infinite chasm of choices await.”
Oh jeez, it’s going to do the whole setting up the story thing. Let’s get on with it already!
“Within time he will learn his destiny,
But that is not the only thing he will learn.”
Man, who writes garbage like this. Seriously?
“A man who will become aware of his true flaws,
Will become a man who blames others no more.
The very thing he has feared the most,
Is the very thing he will be the cause of.”
A little redundant, but now I’m scared.
“A struggle to find meaning in his spare time,
Will be the most meaningless struggle of all.
Because given ten minutes or ten days,
He will simply sit there online and look at stupid pictures anyway.
You know what? Screw you mystical text in the sky. My time off is going to be awesome! Just you wait and see.