I don’t want to wash the dishes. I do want a pet. Which pet would be the best for me to get if I want to teach it how to do the dishes?
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The last in the trilogy of pictures that Danny sent me, it may not be a bee but this recreation of one of the greatest scenes in movie history is still relevant. Thanks again!
Poorly Drawn Bees 
The question is, do the dishes have to be germ-less? If no, I think both a dog or a giraffe would be a strong bet. The dog loves to lick dishes clean. The giraffe’s tongue is a freak of nature and would have them clean in a pinch.
If you are wanting a more sterile approach, I think I’d go with some sort of primate. Preferably an adorable one that wears a cute hat or diaper.
Cramming a giraffe into my apartment seems like a lot of work and dog hair isn’t a great seasoning ha ha.
I could train a monkey to wear my cheap creepy horse mask which would be amazing.