Search engine optimization is a great way to increase traffic to your site. Instead of trying to make myself more visible by writing out a bunch of words all over the site that are irrelevant to anything that I do, I’m going to inflate search terms that people are already using to find my site. Here are three of the more popular searches:
“things that feel good”
“drawn erotica”
“have you ever skipped school because you were tired”
Poorly Drawn Bees 
Seriously? Hah! These are way more entertaining than the search phrases people use to find my blog! I love the first one.
For reals! Going further down my list I see a lot of variations of phrases containing the words ‘lolita’ and ‘bee’. Come to think of it I wonder if there is a bee lolita dress that isn’t a custom one-off.
Very likely. I’m positive my friend made a lolita bee-inspired costume one year for Halloween…. I imagine by now those things exist somewhere!