– A variety of roles depending on the scene I need to act out.
– A variety of rolls depending on how large they’re baked.
– The chicken suit I’ll be wearing at my next job if anyone finds out these are the “notes” I’ve been taking during meetings.
– Something sexier if you’d like.
– The urge to write “Your mom” in all caps is very strong. Apparently I’m still 14 and this sort of thing is funny.
– Large freezers, but let’s not try this one out okay?
– Photos that taken from at least several feet away.
– Footwear in my size.
– Public ball pits, although nobody will let me.
– The confines of society. Well, long enough to excel at a job interview anyway.