A partial list of things that I can realistically suplex: Part 4.‏

– A sack of coffee to start off the day.

– A beehive that is completely devoid of bees.

– A short person with a beehive hair style.

– An assault rifle, preferably unloaded with the safety on.

– Freshly cut wheat.

– GOATS, ESPECIALLY THE SIMULATED KIND!

– The competition! As long as I’m competing against children. I can beat children in anything except being short and smelly.

– I could suplex Jet Li. Or at least the life-sized cutout that my ladyface owns.

– Nerds. Boxes and boxes of nerds.

– The knowledge of the world contained in SSD drives.

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As per Ari, thanks Ari!

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