Author Archives: Poorly Drawn Bees
I’m helpful.
Always check before you dive!
Deck Tech: Buncha Budget Bees.
Ever wished you could unleash the bees in Magic? Don’t have a million dollars? This one’s for you. ❤
https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/buncha-budget-bees/
To commemorate I’ve created the below piece. It was created with a . . . *Checks* . . . Sharpie using an insurance renewal statement as my canvas.
I’m lost.
I question the existence of trees.
I often find myself wondering if trees really exist or not. I have often walked up to them and yelled right at them. I ask them “DO YOU EXIST OR NOT!?” They never answer . . .
I touch them to see if there are there. I can feel them, but can they feel me? Could I say that since they don’t think, therefore they aren’t?
Life’s hard when Google Maps is down.
This is me.
🎺- This is me as I toot my own horn. It’s a great day to be me!
🏃- This is me going for a run down the street. Still tooting my own horn!
👪- This is me visiting the fam. Not my fam but a fam all the same.
🎶- This is me playing my song on the horn. Toot toot!
😨- This is them as they apparently don’t like my song I guess?
😖- This is the child as their ribcage exits their body in despair. My melody is powerful!
🚕- This is me hailing a cab cause I’m too cheap for 911.
🚃- This is me as I pay for transit instead cause I’m too cheap for the cab.
😤- This is the parents for some reason I paid for the transit what’s their problem?
👫- This is them nowadays. Why isn’t the child there?
I’m sorry I’m just too proud of this shitpost and also I may build this deck sans candelabras now?
