Author Archives: Poorly Drawn Bees

Deck Tech: Buncha Budget Bees.

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Ever wished you could unleash the bees in Magic? Don’t have a million dollars? This one’s for you. ❤

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/buncha-budget-bees/

To commemorate I’ve created the below piece. It was created with a . . . *Checks* . . . Sharpie using an insurance renewal statement as my canvas.

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I’m lost.

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I question the existence of trees.

I often find myself wondering if trees really exist or not. I have often walked up to them and yelled right at them. I ask them “DO YOU EXIST OR NOT!?” They never answer . . .

I touch them to see if there are there. I can feel them, but can they feel me? Could I say that since they don’t think, therefore they aren’t?

Life’s hard when Google Maps is down.

 

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This is me.

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🎺- This is me as I toot my own horn. It’s a great day to be me!

🏃- This is me going for a run down the street. Still tooting my own horn!

👪- This is me visiting the fam. Not my fam but a fam all the same.

🎶- This is me playing my song on the horn. Toot toot!

😨- This is them as they apparently don’t like my song I guess?

😖- This is the child as their ribcage exits their body in despair. My melody is powerful!

🚕- This is me hailing a cab cause I’m too cheap for 911.

🚃- This is me as I pay for transit instead cause I’m too cheap for the cab.

😤- This is the parents for some reason I paid for the transit what’s their problem?

👫- This is them nowadays. Why isn’t the child there?

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