Plucked from the nightmares of the most terrified of children.

It’s spiraling out of control like a rabbit soaked with petrol, it’s time to watch out because you won’t ever see this coming.

Fourteen out of fifteen experts really hate that fifteenth  expert for not knowing this was gonna happen. Thankfully they were ready. Are you?

Just what am I talking about?

This picture:

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

Okay, so I gotta stop practicing for my charity Sonic Marathon long enough to start packing for a move.

5:42 PM: Let’s make some food and then get this thing started!

5:46 PM: Don’t give up! I can do this!

6:20 PM: Okay, I should probably start now.

6:43 PM: Not sure why that goat attacked me just now but here I am.

6:59 PM: There is visible sign of progress in the kitchen. A service will soon be held for those who were lost.

7:11 PM: I’ve finally stopped crying enough to resuming packing the pots and pans.

7:27 PM: Having one’s nether regions transported to the netherworld is a bit disconcerting at first, but I’m over it now.

7:40 PM: Oh hey, stickers!

7:53 PM: The clouds are beginning to thicken. Pretty annoying that this had to happen inside of my apartment.

7:58 PM: I think I’ve gotten enough scars for the time being. Coffee break!

8:07 PM: Their ghosts still haunt me. I offer the stickers. They weep. I weep.

8:25 PM: I think that’s enough for tonight.

8:57 PM: Yeah, that’s enough for tonight.

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