I know it’s been awhile but I worked out how to do streams! If you wanna give me a follow it’s at twitch.tv/sirselah. I uploaded my first one to YouTube. The audio is a bit off but here you go!
It’s spiraling out of control like a rabbit soaked with petrol, it’s time to watch out because you won’t ever see this coming.
Fourteen out of fifteen experts really hate that fifteenth expert for not knowing this was gonna happen. Thankfully they were ready. Are you?
Just what am I talking about?
– A sack of coffee to start off the day.
– A beehive that is completely devoid of bees.
– A short person with a beehive hair style.
– An assault rifle, preferably unloaded with the safety on.
– Freshly cut wheat.
– GOATS, ESPECIALLY THE SIMULATED KIND!
– The competition! As long as I’m competing against children. I can beat children in anything except being short and smelly.
– I could suplex Jet Li. Or at least the life-sized cutout that my ladyface owns.
– Nerds. Boxes and boxes of nerds.
– The knowledge of the world contained in SSD drives.