Plucked from the nightmares of the most terrified of children.

It’s spiraling out of control like a rabbit soaked with petrol, it’s time to watch out because you won’t ever see this coming.

Fourteen out of fifteen experts really hate that fifteenth  expert for not knowing this was gonna happen. Thankfully they were ready. Are you?

Just what am I talking about?

This picture:

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

A post-modern look at the future of selective breeding.

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Man, time to become a hack writer. Here are some terrible child-friendly bee jokes!

– A bee can only count to fifteen. I can count up to 30 though.

– Do bees in a hurry travel in a zip line?

Man, forget it. I’m so sorry ha ha. Here’s something I drew at work not knowing it was Pride Week in Halifax. Happy Pride Week Halifax!

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Ever meet a kid who comes up with better comebacks than you?

One time Marsh and I were on the bus when this guy asked a kid that he was taking care of (who couldn’t have been older than ten) what he was going to do about something he just said/did in a joking manner. The kid was like “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“NOT YOU!”

Man, I wish I was that cool as a kid.

The latest addition to my fridge.

The latest addition to my fridge.