– A sack of coffee to start off the day.
– A beehive that is completely devoid of bees.
– A short person with a beehive hair style.
– An assault rifle, preferably unloaded with the safety on.
– Freshly cut wheat.
– GOATS, ESPECIALLY THE SIMULATED KIND!
– The competition! As long as I’m competing against children. I can beat children in anything except being short and smelly.
– I could suplex Jet Li. Or at least the life-sized cutout that my ladyface owns.
– Nerds. Boxes and boxes of nerds.
– The knowledge of the world contained in SSD drives.