That secret project that I’ve been busy with? Here it is!

I’m doing a fundraiser! Details in the pic below, feel free to follow the Facebook event (https://www.facebook.com/events/212671488907064/) for frequent updates or here for occasional ones. Hope to see you all there/on the stream! ❤

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How to address the elephant in the room.

So you thought it would be funny to sneak a baby elephant into your friend’s basement and raise it there without the owner of the home knowing eh? Figured that would make a nice little ‘prank’ did you? Whelp, now you have an elephant that’s stuck in a room and still growing. At this point you’re on the verge of animal abuse and I know you’re too good of a person to willingly do that. Even if you are a bit dumb at times.

While the home is being carefully dismantled around the elephant (How are you paying for all of this by the way?) the elephant will become quite agitated. As such it will be necessary to calm the elephant through speech. But how do you address an elephant in a proper manner? It’s not like normal human expressions of politeness will work here. That elephant doesn’t know the difference between the words ‘sir’ and ‘shithead’.

Tone of voice is important, but it’s also going to be a difficult thing to figure out in this scenario. After all there’s going to be (de)construction equipment all around which will make verbal communication next to impossible. But don’t try to yell over the rest of the noise as this will only make matters worse! The only time the elephant should hear you is in between periods of external noises. Keep calm and let the elephant you that you’re not a threat. Honestly, if you managed to herd it into a basement you likely already have an idea of how to talk to animals anyway.

As with any living human/animal/etc that doesn’t understand your language your tone of voice combined with body language is more important than your actual words. The actual words you use are meant solely to calm you down so that you can maintain your composure and continue to project a calm demeanor. So if calling the elephant a shithead will help you out here, go for it. Whatever helps.

If you are on good enough terms to touch the elephant without angering it then do so! Gentle stroking and petting goes a long way in keeping living beings calm. Avoid any sudden movements and you should be fine. The entire process should get easier over time because hopefully as the elephant adjusts to the noise around him/her, coping with the situation will be easier for both of you.

As for the inevitable lawsuit(s), criminal charge(s) and loss of a friend as a result of all this . . . I’m afraid I can’t help you there buddy. Sorry.

Why does my e-reader have it's own sketching program?

Why does my e-reader have its own sketching program? And why is exporting pictures from it so difficult?

One should always question their own wisdom.

I for one question my own wisdom frequently. I ask questions like “Why do I have so much wisdom?” and “How do I know so much about everything ever?”. But I already know the answers to these questions. It’s because I’m so wise you see.

One time I was depressed because I was home alone on a Friday night. I started to cook a steak for dinner. Then I realized that people often cook a steak to celebrate anything. Not actually having anything to celebrate I instead decided to celebrate the fact that I was doing something that could be construed as celebratory.

So I started a close to two-week vacation today with minimal plans. Day one and I’m remember that having infinite possibilities paralyze me. And apparently it causes me to write like shit as well ha ha.

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The following was drawn by a friend when Marsha insisted on having her use a drawing tablet for the first time. Marsha seems to be forcing a lot of people to draw her bees these days. I mean, whoo less work for me and stuff but I’m starting to become concerned.