Ever meet a kid who comes up with better comebacks than you?

One time Marsh and I were on the bus when this guy asked a kid that he was taking care of (who couldn’t have been older than ten) what he was going to do about something he just said/did in a joking manner. The kid was like “Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“NOT YOU!”

Man, I wish I was that cool as a kid.

The latest addition to my fridge.

The latest addition to my fridge.

Search engine optimization, yo!

Search engine optimization is a great way to increase traffic to your site. Instead of trying to make myself more visible by writing out a bunch of words all over the site that are irrelevant to anything that I do, I’m going to inflate search terms that people are already using to find my site. Here are three of the more popular searches:

“things that feel good”

Things that feel good. I should draw more bees doing things that feel good. I should do things that feel good once in awhile. Mmmmmmmmmm . . .

“drawn erotica”

Drawn Erotica. But seriously, if you were actually looking for drawn erotica I'm sorry.

“have you ever skipped school because you were tired”

Have you ever skipped school because you were tired?