– As a friend of mine put it, ‘violent headbutt snuggles’.
– Greeting people by licking them.
– Eat my food without the use of my hands out of a dish that’s on the floor.
– Sleep for twenty hours a day without falling behind on bills and food.
– Scratch up the couch with my nails while only getting a stern ‘stop that’.
– Bark loudly all night and have it blamed on somebody else.
– Wake people up whenever I want any little thing, even if I just want somebody to scratch an itch.
– Leave my poop lying around in a box or throw it at people.
– Rolling around on the ground to look cute (especially outside).
– Be completely clueless about current events in the world and have everyone be okay with that.