Yes, I’m doing that hack writing thing where I talk about what I would do if I ran the world as if anybody is supposed to care.
First thing to go? My dishes. Once I’m rich they’re becoming disposable. But I don’t mean disposable as in the kind that are labelled as such on the packaging. I mean disposable as in I’m going to buy whatever dishes I want, use them once and then hurl them against a wall above a chute that feeds into a trash compactor when I’m done.
Second? Nobody will be allowed to refer to eating an unhealthy snack as being naughty or bad. I don’t wanna hear women at the office saying things like “Mmmmmm, I’m being so naughty today.” unless it’s in between makeout sessions with each other.
Third: I will open a theme park filled with nothing but bunnies. They’ll all be given wonderful homes and taken care of. The park will have plenty of free roaming areas where bunnies will run around and people can pet them if they’re willing.
Other miscellaneous things would include making spiders extinct while finding a way to fill their role in our ecosystem, making my own video game company and probably something that involves making me stupid rich. Because honestly, I’m human after all.
Hmmm . . . Outside of that it’d be mostly the usual stuff. Making war illegal, distributing wealth more evenly and all that stuff. If nothing else the ego boost from solving the world’s problems would totally make my life ha ha.
Poorly Drawn Bees 
while this actually may look like a “I’m just liking your last post because you liked mine.” thing, I found this genuinely funny! yay for bunnies
Ha ha, thanks! 🙂
I think hurling dishes is definitely a good thing.
Come to think of it I think I should make a video about such a thing sometime. It’d be fun.
I agree!
Bees for King of the World!
Yeah. The Greeks sure knew what they were doing when they started smashing plates, boy!
And, Bees, I am completely down with your mandate except I dig spiders almost as much as I dig bees! Could we modify that clause, please?
😉 lol
❤ ya! Hope you had a great day! 💋
Tell spiders to stop being so scary and then they can stay ha ha.
Okay, Bees. Here’s the skinny: I spend a lot of time with spiders. I like to watch them weave. You can almost hear knitting kneedles click as they go.
Take a deep breathe and…. GO!… Watch a whack of spider docs!
I know you can do it. They’re more afraid of us than we are of them. Once you get past that they are spectacular guys. They are rather quite amicable and will gladly go to work attending to pest control. I kid you not, Bees, baby. 😉💋
Here’s the hooligans to get ypu started: