A list of things that feel good to shove my finger in.‏

– A pile of paper clips.

– Okay, I’m only on the second one and it’s already really hard not to list your mom. Oh shit. Please exclude both of the previous sentences/sentence fragments contained in this bullet point from this list.

– Pillows with those little bead thingies in them. Like the kind you buy for your neck.

– Most of the Queen’s possessions.

– Cold pudding!

(Editor’s note: Research is needed on this topic. A finger shall be shoved into many things during the duration of this writing.)

– The fur of a really fluffy animal.

– A bowl full of coins for multiple reasons. Like knowing that you’re so rich you can just put disposable income in a bowl and swirl it around with your finger.

– The hand of a loved one.

– A deer made entirely out of felt.

– Your ear, although that’s not really for the finger per say. Also, if you scratch the inside of your ear it sounds king of like you’re playing Pac-Man.

– Another person’s liver. Or mashed up hot dogs. Same difference I find.

– A hat as you twirl it around your finger.

– The moon.

– The curled up tongue of most creatures although a lion is really the best one in my educated opinion.

– Anything that can be used for finger painting, especially things that aren’t finger paints.

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4 responses to “A list of things that feel good to shove my finger in.‏

  1. Well. I know NOTHING makes me feel more affluent than swirling my finger around my pot of pennies. I believe I am positively dripping wealth, Bees! Dripping! It’s comforting to know you are, too. That I’m not alone in my vast excess.

    Cheers to our opulence! 😃 lol

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